Monday, April 2, 2012
Know the Signs: Bedtime
Signs of bedtime include: fatigue, grogginess, double vision, hallucinations, excessive sweating and paranoia.
What? You don't get paranoid before you go to bed? I run around the house re-locking doors until about midnight when I am finally so tired I fall into bed with an already sleeping Mountain Man. He recently read an article that said that if you think too much before bed then your brain gets hot and he claims that's why I can't sleep because I am mentally preparing for the inevitable zombie attack that is sure to come in 2012.
He said that if I wore a cooling hat that my brain wouldn't get hot and then I'd be able to drift off into a peaceful dreamland and sleep until morning, uninterrupted and restful.
Doesn't he know that the zombies are at the door?? And he is soooooooo not going to be helpful when they actually begin breaking windows because I would have an easier time waking the recently dead than Mountain Man who sleeps with the clean conscience of a newborn babe.
I'm just not a sleeper. I wish I were. Then maybe I could rest peaceful from dusk to dawn...or at least from midnight to 5am.
How do you know when it's bedtime?