I myself, come from a long line of bad drivers, but naturally, I am the best driver I've ever met. As everyone in the Northwest knows, the worst drivers come from Caldwell, Idaho where bad driving is just a way of life. For this reason I suggest that if you ever see an Idaho license plate beginning with "2C" that you run as fast as you can in the other direction before the car mows you down accidentally on purpose.
Curiously, the signs of good driving are more about things you shouldn't do than things you should be doing (like paying attention to driving) because if you don't do the following, then you will be a good driver by default.
Know the signs of good driving and:
...update your Facebook status.
...gawk at strangers on the sidewalk.
...talk on your cell phone.
...put on makeup.
...change your clothes.
...fight with your girlfriend/boyfriend/husband/wife.
...shave your legs/back.
...driver faster than my mom.
...run over people.
If you stick to the list you will be the best driver ever and probably get some kind of award from the police, which may include chocolate ice cream and a ride on the police horse. So, go for the gold, pay attention and know the signs.
Are you a good driver?