The first is that there is a 5k obstacle course where you REALLY GET TO RUN AWAY FROM ZOMBIES!!!! If I wasn't so sure that the zombies would eat me (snatch my flags) in less that 3.2 seconds, I'd totally register. But my real question is: How can I volunteer as a flag snatching zombie for the day??
The second is this. Which needs no explanation, but just know that I run like the Geezer...maybe I should get a headband.
What kind of wogger are you?